AR University. No fancy-schmancy curriculum here, just plain old learning. The kind you experience and leaves you smart forever. Like petting one of those pretty colored, jelly-textured things in the water...crossing the Gulf Stream to Bimini with even the slightest hint of a Northeast breeze...over-staying your time on the goose bar with a falling tide...wiring a Blue Marlin when he's not ready. When you graduate from this school, you'll have smartness for a lifetime.
The AR University Sweater
